Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Christmas at the shop

Well...........  It happened.  Christmas bomb.........  Exploded.  At the house and at the pawn shop.  You don't believe me!?  You say November is to early for Christmas?  Tell that to Santa, who starts getting ready for Christmas December 26th.  Anyways here are pictures of the pawn shop.

Candy cane pole!
Probably shouldn't eat it though.

Stick man King Kong.
Holding a yellow woman.
On the candy cane pole.

Stampede!  they're coming out of the walls!

My mom painted that.
She got the idea for the sign from an ornament my grandmother gave me.
The sign says, "Don't shoot!  We work for Santa."

As you can see that sign says "Sale."
Doesn't sale sound weird or looks weird?
If not say it to yourself 100 times then think about it.

Merry Christmas!
As you can see this deer has a fat bottom.
The bumble bee deer!

Half off all silver.
Like the deer holding the sign.

The Christmas tree.
Looks great doesn't it.
That reminds me of something!
My mom still owes me a chocolate malt.
: )

Somebody put a Santa hat on the baseball trophy.
Don't forget about that malt mom!
: )

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Very funny joke

Here is a very funny joke a friend told me.  It will all make sense in the end.  So keep reading.

This kid has to write a report on his name for school.  He goes to his mom and asks her what the first letter of his name is.  The mom is on the phone and tells him "Shush it!"  He says "Really?  OK."

Then he goes to his brother who is watching TV in his room, and asks him what the second letter in his name is.  The TV goes "Dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna Batman!"  The kid says "OK."

Next he goes to his sister and asks her the third letter in his name.  His sister is singing along to her I pod and goes "Forever and ever!"  The kid goes "OK."

After that he goes to his dad who is watching football and asks him what the fourth letter in his name is.  His dad says "94 hit 'em hard!"  The kid says "OK."

Then he goes to his grandmother who is baking buns for breakfeast and asks her what the fifth letter in his name is.  She says "My buns are burning!  My buns are burning!"  The goes "OK."

The next day at school he reads his report.  "Shush it," he says.  "Who do you think you are?" says the teacher.  The kid says, "Dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna Batman!"  The teacher says, "How long do you want to spend in the principals office?"  The kid goes,"Forever and ever!"  When he is in the principals office the principal goes, "How many spankings do you want?"  The kid goes, "94 hit 'em hard!"  When the kid has had his spankings he goes, "My buns are burning!  My buns are burning!"

The whole time the kid was just reading his report.


Tuesday, November 6, 2012


Boredom has the ability to make you..

1. fill your mouth full of baby food and have someone tickle you.

2. read something educational.

3. do this.

4. eat so many cookies you toss em.  (Barf, spew, rainbow yawn, blow chunks, that stuff.)

5. spray your sister with the hose.

6. run through the house screaming "I eat bananas and blueberry fiji!"

7. buy $50 worth of silly string.

8. line your house with fire crackers and light em.

9. nothing.

10. run through the streets singing this...


Thursday, November 1, 2012

duck song

You might think this is funny...



Halloween logic

Here is some simple Halloween logic.

1. You know it has been a good Halloween when your bag starts falling apart.

2. Go to the creepy houses...they give the most candy.

3. Use good manners, you'll get bonus candy.

4. Stay away from the houses that have big wooden coffins in their yard.

5. Start early,  you'll hit more houses that way.

6. Try not to go to the same house twice.

7. If you are a boy and somebody calls you a Girl!!!!!  Not pointing fingers at mister person at the court party.  Keep walking, or turn around take off your hood and say with a girly voice thank you sir!!!!!!!!  Or just make him give you more candy. :)
8. Give out Jesus tracks. :)
9. If they say you can have a handful of candy, take a handful of candy.
10. If a man gives you a Hershey bar the size of your head, say thank you sir, at least.
How was your Halloween?
I actually did get called a girl but I was wearing a hood so who can blame him??
I did not turn around and say thank you sir in a girly voice, I just kept walking while Shelby was looking at me like,
"HA - You just got called a girl!!"
I was not happy.
Again, how was your Halloween?