Thursday, January 31, 2013


Why are they called toddlers?  Because they toddle?  Well some news for you.  Toddlers don't toddle.  They wobble!  My sister came up with a new name for toddlers.  You ready?  Seriously if you want to keep your pants dry stop reading this post right now.  No?  OK.  Don't say I didn't warn you.  Wobblers.

  Toddlers wobble so now they are called wobblers.  That sent almost everyone in the room into a fit of hysterical laughter.  My mom looked like she was going to pee herself at any second.  Chicken picture!!!
As you can see one of the chickens is trying to figure out what it's hiney looks like.
Don't see it?
Let me point it out for you.
Hee hee hee.
I love doing that stuff.


Thursday, January 10, 2013


Well...2013.  How was Christmas?  I don't have any resolutions.  So how about some things that happened throughout last year?

1. My mom took a picture of my Uncle's bare bottom after some freinds and I were finished with him in a crazy air soft gun attack.  I have that picture if you would like me to put it up.

2. A chicken got loose in the back of the pawn shop.

3. The boned head episode with Cole and the lego guy.

4. Mom going on the major heath food kick.  Still on it.

5. Having a fire work rocket explode at about 3-4 feet off the ground with people around it.

6. Me and dad being sick for almost 2 months.

Now it is time for "Find the Truth!"
I will tell you three things about me, one of which is true and the others are not true.  Then all you have to do is guess which is true and write it in the bank.

Round one

I love brocoli
I have 25 chickens
I have a red desk


The answer is...
I have a red desk!