Mom thought this was funny. I thought it hurt. Here's how it began.
The other night I was laying in bed eating an apple and listening to a CD. (Yes this is a true story.) The next thing I knew I ate a train. Apparently I had fallen a sleep and had a pretty crazy dream. So I ate a train and woke up around 6:30am, with the worst stomach ache ever. It felt like my insides were eating themselves while parasites ate my insides while someone was punching me in the stomach. Ouch. So I laid there trying to survive. Eventually it died down and I got a drink of water. The water made me want to barf. So I laid down on the floor of my room. I heard Dad downstairs and went to see if he could help. He gave me 2 Rolaids. I still wanted to barf. Then I asked mom. I got to stay in my room all day. Big fun. And by last night I was 100% better. Really. Ask my Mom.
On another note,
Here is my deer story.
Dad and I were sitting in a deer stand when he saw a deer. Then another one came in behind it. Then another! I couldn't stop shaking! One of them saw us and was staring at us. Dad said to go ahead and take a shot at one of the deer. I hit one and destroyed it's shoulder! It ran off. The other two were still there! I shot the other! It took off running. I could have killed the third one, but Dad said no. When we found the first one I had to shoot it in the neck. The other was already dead. And guess what. I killed a mom and one of her Children again! Cool right? Oh yeah. Dad said I have to gut the next one. Oh boy.
Parker
The other night I was laying in bed eating an apple and listening to a CD. (Yes this is a true story.) The next thing I knew I ate a train. Apparently I had fallen a sleep and had a pretty crazy dream. So I ate a train and woke up around 6:30am, with the worst stomach ache ever. It felt like my insides were eating themselves while parasites ate my insides while someone was punching me in the stomach. Ouch. So I laid there trying to survive. Eventually it died down and I got a drink of water. The water made me want to barf. So I laid down on the floor of my room. I heard Dad downstairs and went to see if he could help. He gave me 2 Rolaids. I still wanted to barf. Then I asked mom. I got to stay in my room all day. Big fun. And by last night I was 100% better. Really. Ask my Mom.
On another note,
Here is my deer story.
Dad and I were sitting in a deer stand when he saw a deer. Then another one came in behind it. Then another! I couldn't stop shaking! One of them saw us and was staring at us. Dad said to go ahead and take a shot at one of the deer. I hit one and destroyed it's shoulder! It ran off. The other two were still there! I shot the other! It took off running. I could have killed the third one, but Dad said no. When we found the first one I had to shoot it in the neck. The other was already dead. And guess what. I killed a mom and one of her Children again! Cool right? Oh yeah. Dad said I have to gut the next one. Oh boy.
Parker
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