Tuesday, November 11, 2014


Well it is almost the end of the year.  And we all know what that mean.....  Christmas!  Shelby and I decorated the Pawn Shop today.  It looks great.  And very Christmassy.  Is that a word?  Any how....  Christmas music is playing on the radio and we are going to get our decorations out later this week!  Big fun.

We just had our uncle and his sons out to deer hunt.  It was fun.  We played a lot of games.  And went to bed early.Now they have left and we are recovering from the weekend.  But like I said it was fun.


Thursday, October 30, 2014


Today Shelby and I are going to lunch with our grandparents.  It is really great that we get to go eat lunch with them.  They will be here within the hour.

Shelby and I also built a big box fort in the break room of the pawn shop.  I am glad no one needed to get by.  That would have been difficult.  But lucky for us no one did.  Then we hedge hogged it.  Then I got in trouble for hedge hogging it.  Oops.  Now all the boxes are put away.

Hopefully I can get all my school done before lunch.  Maybe if I work fast.....  Math won't take that long.  Science hopefully won't.  hmmm....


Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Vampire pixies.

Shelby was bitten by a vampire pixie.  I think.  It went like this. 
All of a sudden I heard a shriek. Shelby was screaming "Something bit me! I was bitten!  Someone bit me!  You bit me!"  At that point I had seen where she was bitten. I thought she had poked holes in her hand with a pencil. She thought that she was bitten by a leprechaun. Then I came up with the revelation of the vampire pixie. It all added up.  There is no other possibility. It is the only explanation.  Shelby was bitten by a vampire pixie.  That or she was leaning on my zipper to my coat and it made a tooth pattern on her hand.  But I don't think so. 

Parker and Shelby.

Look out for vampire pixies. And leprechauns. And angry coat zippers. 

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Chicken slaughter umpteen

Well we just lost two more roosters to the death stick. (Gun)  Dad got the 22 rifle and bam! Bam!  two dead chickens.
I don't have pictures on this computer.
You should be able to find them somewhere on my blog.

Wayne was first.  Dad called him and Wayne came over like a good little chicken.  Then, BLAM!!
He is dead.  I didn't stay around to watch Teenyball get murdered.  So now I am VERY upset and I will NEVER see those chickens alive again.  I hate that part.  Hmmph.   Well, at least there is still Foghorn Leghorn and Shuck.  And 18 other hens.  Poor roosters.

The eggs are coming along good though.  Yay.  One time we got a whole dozen of green eggs.


Wednesday, October 15, 2014


Well. My little sister's party is tomorrow. Shelby and I are going to see a movie tomorrow with our grandfather.

The pigs are officially at the slaughter house. So now the next time we see them will be as bacon and pork chops. Yum. It was a huge project getting them in the trailer. Apparently pigs don't like concrete.  They wouldn't touch it.  But apparently you can back a pig up anywhere if you shove it's head in a bucket.  So that is what we did.  It worked.  Before that we tried all sorts of methods to try to get them to move.  Which I won't mention because some of you might get a little upset. Lets just say that I'm glad I wasn't one of the pigs then.  Tee hee.  So now they will be turned into yummy bacon to eat. I love bacon.


Tuesday, October 14, 2014


My little sister's birthday is coming up!  I would tell you what I got her but she might read this and find out. So it is a mystery!  It is currently pouring and I am sitting in the back of the pawn shop with nothing but school food and movies.  And a wii.  So here I am blogging.

This is Shuck, Wayne and Riley going to the fair.
Poor Wayne.  He is going to die now.
Him and Teeny Ball are going to get executed because they are gangsters.
They are the biggest chickens, so they think they are the big bosses.
Goofy birds.
Bum bum bum!
We are keeping Shuck and Foghorn Leghorn.
Yep.  Foghorn is a big white rooster.  
Hence the name.


Thursday, October 9, 2014


Well let's see.  Today we are picking a friend up from school.  For now we are just hanging around the house getting school work done.  Andie and Cole are at school.  Nothing to do but starve and work.  Fun.  I am almost done.  Just math, 2 hours of reading and this post you are reading.

Pigs are really gross.
Pigs are also super fat.
I do not like pigs.

Cows are sweet and soft.
Just don't let them step on you.
Baby cows are cute.

Chickens are awesome.
Chickens are really funny.
Chickens are epic.