Thursday, October 30, 2014

Stuff

Today Shelby and I are going to lunch with our grandparents.  It is really great that we get to go eat lunch with them.  They will be here within the hour.

Shelby and I also built a big box fort in the break room of the pawn shop.  I am glad no one needed to get by.  That would have been difficult.  But lucky for us no one did.  Then we hedge hogged it.  Then I got in trouble for hedge hogging it.  Oops.  Now all the boxes are put away.

Hopefully I can get all my school done before lunch.  Maybe if I work fast.....  Math won't take that long.  Science hopefully won't.  hmmm....

Parker

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Vampire pixies.

Shelby was bitten by a vampire pixie.  I think.  It went like this. 
All of a sudden I heard a shriek. Shelby was screaming "Something bit me! I was bitten!  Someone bit me!  You bit me!"  At that point I had seen where she was bitten. I thought she had poked holes in her hand with a pencil. She thought that she was bitten by a leprechaun. Then I came up with the revelation of the vampire pixie. It all added up.  There is no other possibility. It is the only explanation.  Shelby was bitten by a vampire pixie.  That or she was leaning on my zipper to my coat and it made a tooth pattern on her hand.  But I don't think so. 

Parker and Shelby.

P.S.
Look out for vampire pixies. And leprechauns. And angry coat zippers. 

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Chicken slaughter umpteen

Well we just lost two more roosters to the death stick. (Gun)  Dad got the 22 rifle and bam! Bam!  two dead chickens.
I don't have pictures on this computer.
You should be able to find them somewhere on my blog.

Wayne was first.  Dad called him and Wayne came over like a good little chicken.  Then, BLAM!!
He is dead.  I didn't stay around to watch Teenyball get murdered.  So now I am VERY upset and I will NEVER see those chickens alive again.  I hate that part.  Hmmph.   Well, at least there is still Foghorn Leghorn and Shuck.  And 18 other hens.  Poor roosters.

The eggs are coming along good though.  Yay.  One time we got a whole dozen of green eggs.

Parker

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Party

Well. My little sister's party is tomorrow. Shelby and I are going to see a movie tomorrow with our grandfather.

The pigs are officially at the slaughter house. So now the next time we see them will be as bacon and pork chops. Yum. It was a huge project getting them in the trailer. Apparently pigs don't like concrete.  They wouldn't touch it.  But apparently you can back a pig up anywhere if you shove it's head in a bucket.  So that is what we did.  It worked.  Before that we tried all sorts of methods to try to get them to move.  Which I won't mention because some of you might get a little upset. Lets just say that I'm glad I wasn't one of the pigs then.  Tee hee.  So now they will be turned into yummy bacon to eat. I love bacon.

Parker

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Newz

My little sister's birthday is coming up!  I would tell you what I got her but she might read this and find out. So it is a mystery!  It is currently pouring and I am sitting in the back of the pawn shop with nothing but school food and movies.  And a wii.  So here I am blogging.


This is Shuck, Wayne and Riley going to the fair.
Poor Wayne.  He is going to die now.
Him and Teeny Ball are going to get executed because they are gangsters.
They are the biggest chickens, so they think they are the big bosses.
Goofy birds.
Bum bum bum!
We are keeping Shuck and Foghorn Leghorn.
Yep.  Foghorn is a big white rooster.  
Hence the name.

Parker

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Stuff

Well let's see.  Today we are picking a friend up from school.  For now we are just hanging around the house getting school work done.  Andie and Cole are at school.  Nothing to do but starve and work.  Fun.  I am almost done.  Just math, 2 hours of reading and this post you are reading.

Pigs!
Pigs are really gross.
Pigs are also super fat.
I do not like pigs.

Cows!
Cows are sweet and soft.
Just don't let them step on you.
Baby cows are cute.

Chickens!
Chickens are awesome.
Chickens are really funny.
Chickens are epic.

Parker

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Chickens

Here is some of the flock.

Shelby's rooster with some ladies
Hello teeny ball.

Here is a wellsummer.
She is a....  You know what lets skip that part 'cause I don't want to.....
You know what?
Skip it.

A Rhode Island Red.
Hi loud-mouth!
She is a very loud chicken.

A golden laced wyandotte.
Lay any eggs lately girl?

Hello Wayne!
You are so awesome!

You see the little guy?
Meet Shuck.

The grand finalle!
Bye!

P