Thursday, November 8, 2012

Very funny joke

Here is a very funny joke a friend told me.  It will all make sense in the end.  So keep reading.

This kid has to write a report on his name for school.  He goes to his mom and asks her what the first letter of his name is.  The mom is on the phone and tells him "Shush it!"  He says "Really?  OK."

Then he goes to his brother who is watching TV in his room, and asks him what the second letter in his name is.  The TV goes "Dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna Batman!"  The kid says "OK."

Next he goes to his sister and asks her the third letter in his name.  His sister is singing along to her I pod and goes "Forever and ever!"  The kid goes "OK."

After that he goes to his dad who is watching football and asks him what the fourth letter in his name is.  His dad says "94 hit 'em hard!"  The kid says "OK."

Then he goes to his grandmother who is baking buns for breakfeast and asks her what the fifth letter in his name is.  She says "My buns are burning!  My buns are burning!"  The goes "OK."

The next day at school he reads his report.  "Shush it," he says.  "Who do you think you are?" says the teacher.  The kid says, "Dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna Batman!"  The teacher says, "How long do you want to spend in the principals office?"  The kid goes,"Forever and ever!"  When he is in the principals office the principal goes, "How many spankings do you want?"  The kid goes, "94 hit 'em hard!"  When the kid has had his spankings he goes, "My buns are burning!  My buns are burning!"

The whole time the kid was just reading his report.

Parker

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