I had two chicken legs for lunch the other day. You are probably thinking what is so exciting about a chicken leg. I would be too. Unless you knew what I know. Because I know what makes this chicken leg extraordinary. It was.... Brace your self. Deformed. Mutated. Weird. Crippled. This chicken had problems.
This is the wrong leg.
This is a healthy chicken leg.
What cheap operation am I working in here?
I wanted the other leg.
There we go.
Child humor alert
If you are over the age of 13 you will not think this is funny.
It looks like Moby Dick.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Now go eat a deformed chicken leg will you?
That was an order. Not a question.