Catching up

Well I haven't posted in a long time soooooooooo................  Here is a funny story.

A while ago my mom recommended that Shelby goes to sleep early.  I think it was because she was tired.  Anyways, she told Shelby she should go to bed early so she would be bright eyed and bushy tailed.  I said she should go to bed early because I wanted to see her as a squirrel.

Now just for fun here is what it wold be like to talk to a chicken if they could talk.

You say, "Hi ya chicken." with tons of enthusiasm.
The chicken passes out cold.

You say, "Hello chicken."
The chicken says, "Help!  Murder!  He/She said hello!  Murder!  Mayday!  Run!!!!!"
It gone.

You go up to an aggressive mother hen and say, "how's it going?"
The chicken screams, "Sumo time!!!!" and attacks you.
You run away and the chicken says, "Who's running now my friend?"

So that is probably what it would be like to talk to a chicken.

Now some advertisement.


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Music performances with Parker.
Featuring Parker on the guitar.


That was the advertisement.
I can't really think of anything else..........
Wait!!!
Listen to this.

Hope you liked the song.

Parker

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Parker

Bone head

The other day my little brother comes up to my mom holding this Lego guy and says......

"Look mom, he's a bone head."

"Now he's not a bone head."

"Now he's a bone head again."

Parker

Andie got baptised!

Last Sunday Andie got baptized.  It is exiting.  It all started on Saturday.  Dad and Mom asked her if she wanted to wait a week and Andie asked why she couldn't get baptized the next day.  Dad called the preacher and he said Andie would need to talk with Ms. Beth (the preacher's wife) first.  And they would fill the baptistry with water.  It did not happen at the morning service because our church has misplaced all the baptism gowns.  We brought a bathing suit.  Apparently you're not supposed to get baptized in bathing suits.   So it happened at the evening service.  Andie wore her kindergarten cap and gown without the cap.  Afterwards we went and got pizza.  Here are pictures.

This is Andie and my mom.

This is her getting baptized.

This is after.  As you can see she is wet.

Parker

4th Party

Yesterday, Saturday, we had a 4th of July party.  We had lots of people over. 

We had games, fireworks, and food.  It was fun.

This game is called Chicken Plop.  We built a fenced in area.  We drew squares inside it.  Then we released a chicken into the ring and which ever square it pooped in was the winner. 

Everybody got a ticket with a number on it.  I passed them out. 

This the chicken in the ring.  Her name is Sparky Jr. It walked around a bit. 

Everyone was either screaming at it to poop or go to another square. 

The chicken was just trying to figure out how to escape.

This game lasted about 15 seconds.  It was short because chickens poop every 5 seconds.

Sparky Jr. pooped in square 15.  Which was my square.  I won.  Yay.

This is chicken-foot ring-toss. 

You had to land the ring around the chicken foot. 

Here is a close-up.

Yes, these are real chicken feet from our meat chickens. 

BARF

After the games were fireworks. 

We went to bed after 11.  It was awesome.  I was totally exhausted.

Parker

FRIZZ

Remember Frizz?

Frizz.

This is Frizz

and this is Frizz

this is Frizz

and this is Frizz again.

Frizz has been sitting on eggs for 2 months. 

She never hatched an egg. 

So, we ordered her some fertilized eggs.  They came here by mail. 

We stuck them under Frizz.  And then this happened.....

PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP

CHEEP

PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP

CHEEP

PEEEEEEEEEP!!

CHEEEEEEEEP!

Tennis ball.

Frizz is finally a mother. 

She has 9 babies and one egg.  Hopefully the last egg will hatch.

Parker



Rides at the Fair

The rides at the fair are fun.

Shelby and Ellie on a very painful ride.

This is Cole on the very painful ride.

Cole again on the ride (it was painful).

This is Colin on the painful ride. 

Behind him you will see me hiding on the very painful, baby, ride.

Shelby says it was such a failure of a ride it should be thrown in the garbage. 

It was painful.

Collin was the only one who enjoyed it. 

Parker